STRAIGHT OUT OF THE POND

$SLIME

Low floor. Literally. He lives on the ground and cannot fall any further.

ON THE FLOOR
PRICE24HMCAP
CA · SOLANA
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CHAIN
SOLANA
TICKER
$SLIME
STATUS
ON THE FLOOR
SUPPLY
1,000,000,000

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THE LORE

It started in the shallow end.

Slime was found at the bottom of the pond, which is where slime is usually found, and was brought up to the surface by somebody who thought it might be something else. It was not something else. It was slime.

He has lived on the floor ever since. Not near the floor, not just above it: on it, in direct contact, at all times. When people say a coin has found its floor, they are describing a place Slime has never left. He cannot go lower. There is nowhere lower to go. This is the single most reassuring thing anybody has ever said about a token, and he says it just by sitting there.

He is not sad about it. Look at his face. He is delighted.

THE RULES

Four things that are true.

🟢
Fair launch

No presale and no team allocation. Everybody started on the floor, next to Slime, who was already there.

🔒
Supply sealed

Mint authority revoked. The supply can never grow, and neither, to be honest, can Slime. He has tried.

🔥
Liquidity burned

LP tokens burned. Nobody can pull the pool, which is good, because Slime lives in it.

🚫
Zero tax

0% on buys, 0% on sells. He does not have pockets. He does not have anything.

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TOKENOMICS

the numbers, from the floor.

1B
TOTAL SUPPLY
one blob, divided up.
waiting for live data
0 / 0
TAX
nothing sticks to him.
waiting for live data
100%
LP BURNED
he lives in what's left.
MARKET CAP
low. that is the point.
waiting for live data
24H VOLUME
oozing through.
waiting for live data
Revoked
MINT AUTHORITY
sealed, like a jar.
HOW TO BUY

Three steps.

About five minutes. He will be on the floor when you get back.

  1. 01
    Set up a wallet

    Install Phantom or Solflare. Write the recovery phrase on paper and keep it offline. Never type it into any website, not even this one.

  2. 02
    Add SOL

    Buy SOL on an exchange and send it to your own wallet address. Leave a little SOL for network fees.

  3. 03
    Swap

    Open Jupiter or pump.fun, verify the contract address character by character, then swap.

THE PLAN

four phases, all of them floor.

PHASE 1
the floor

Token goes live. Slime is on the floor. This is the starting position and also the plan.

PHASE 2
still the floor

Get the art everywhere. Slime remains exactly where he was, which people find calming.

PHASE 3
the floor, but famous

Listings, trackers, and a community that has stopped asking him to get up.

PHASE 4
the ceiling (declined)

He was offered the ceiling. He looked at it. He is a floor guy.

FAQ

asked from above.

Is there a team wallet?

No. There is a pond, and Slime is in it. Everything else is on the chain for anybody to check.

Why a slime?

Because a frog can jump. A slime has no legs and no plans, and cannot be talked into either.

Can it go lower?

No. He is on the floor. That is the whole pitch. Please look at the roadmap, which is also the floor.

come down to the floor.

It is very calm here. He would know.